Excalibur
It was the first time I had attended a hypnosis show and the first time I had been hypnotized. It was a rewarding experience, and I will always be grateful to the Goddess who granted me the privilege of serving Her.
She owned the stage the moment She walked onto it, commanding our attention with an air of entitlement. She was the center of every man’s universe, and Her every word and gesture let us know what a rare opportunity it was to share that universe with Her. The only reason I didn’t say, “Thank You, Goddess” was that She hadn’t given me permission to speak. The hypnotic induction had already begun, even before She said, “Hello, gentlemen, I will be your Goddess this evening. It will be your pleasure to serve Me. Now say, ‘Hello, Goddess.’”
“Hello, Goddess,” I and every other man in the audience said.
She said, “I will direct your attention to the jewelled pendant I am wearing. Yes, gentlemen, the one between My breasts. Not that you need much inducement to look in that direction.” We laughed. “I need you to put all of your attention on the jewel between My breasts.” I needed to put all of my attention on the jewel between Her breasts. “The jewelled pendant has an interesting design, a complicated design. The more you look at it the more complicated it becomes, and the more complicated it becomes the more interested you are and the more you want to figure it out. You want to figure out what the design means and the more attention you put on it the more you want to figure it out and the more complicated it becomes and the more you concentrate on it to figure it out and the more...” And so on, until a few minutes, or hours, or days later She snapped Her fingers and said, “Wake up. Wake up, gentlemen.”
“Are you enjoying the show so far?” She asked.
“Yes, Goddess,” we said.
“Good. Now I have something important to tell you. Not only am I a skilled hypnotist, but I am also an inventor, and some of you men in the audience will be very interested in My latest invention. Would you like to know what it is, gentlemen?”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“It is a pill that will double the size of a man’s penis. I call it Excalibur, because when you take the pill, you will feel like you have a mighty sword between your legs. And every man wants to feel that. Right, gentlemen?”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“I know some of you in the audience tonight could use some extra inches, so I’m giving away free samples of Excalibur to those men who are especially needy. Only the men who need it the most will receive a free sample. Right now I would like all men who have less than six inches to stand up.”
I stood up. I looked around. I was relieved to see that most of the other men were standing.
“Now, when I say less than six inches,” She said, “I mean less than six inches erect. Those of you whose erect penises are six or more inches may sit down.”
About half the men who were standing sat down. Those of us still standing all had the same embarrassed look on our faces. We were no longer the majority.
“I need those of you still standing to come up here on stage with Me,” She said. “Look to your right, gentlemen, to the right side of the stage. Do you see the steps leading up to the stage?” We all looked and saw the steps. “Answer Me,” She said. “Yes, Goddess,” we said. “Good,” She said. “Now in an orderly fashion those of you who are standing will come to those steps and walk up them so you can be on stage with Me.”
When we were on stage with Her She had us lined up, standing side-by-side, facing the audience. She was facing us, Her back to the audience.
“What I am about to tell you is very important,” She said. “Do you understand?”
“Yes, Goddess,” we said.
“There is a magnet on the back of your right hand and another magnet on your forehead, pulling your hand UP!”
The back of my right hand was stuck to my forehead.
“I have just demonstrated the power of hypnosis,” She said. “Now that you know you are hypnotized, you know you must obey My commands. Do you understand?”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“Good. Now, whenever I give you a command, you will say, ‘Yes, Goddess,’ and then you will obey the command. Do you understand?”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“Get on your knees.”
“Yes, Goddess,” we said, and got on our knees.
“Reach behind with both hands and untie your shoes.”
“Yes, Goddess.” I untied my shoes.
“Take off your shoes.”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“Take off your socks.”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“Take off your shirt.”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“Take off your pants.”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“Take off your underwear.”
“Yes, Goddess.” Now I was naked and on my knees before my Goddess, awaiting the next command.
“Now I need to make sure that all of you gentlemen on stage with Me qualify for the free sample of Excalibur. Thinking about your cock between My tits makes you rock hard. Am I right, gentlemen?”
“Yes, Goddess!” I had never felt, and probably never will feel, more aroused than I was that night on that stage, naked and kneeling before my Goddess, my aching, throbbing member fully erect and pointed right at those beautiful tits.
But the Goddess was anything but aroused. She was looking down at us and smirking. “Yes, I can see that you ‘men’ definitely qualify.” And when She said “men” She made quotation marks in the air with Her fingers, and the audience laughed. But no one laughed harder than we “men” on stage.
She approached the man farthest away from me in the line, at the opposite end of the stage. “What is your name?” She asked.
“Mike,” he said.
“Would you like a larger penis, Mike?”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“Of course you would. If your penis were twice as big, how big would it be, Mike?”
“Ten inches, Goddess.”
“And I wonder what a stud like you would do with your ten inches. Are you married, Mike?”
“No, Goddess.”
“Do you have a girlfriend?”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“What is her name?”
“Mandy, Goddess.”
“Is Mandy in the audience, Mike?”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“Mike, I would like you to find Mandy in the audience. Do you see her, Mike?”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“MIke I want you to look right at Mandy and tell her what you want to do with your ten inches.”
“Yes, Goddess. Mandy, I want to fuck you in the ass.”
And that’s when I spotted Mandy. She was the one in the audience not laughing.
“How lovely,” the Goddess said. More laughter from everyone but poor Mandy. “Does Mandy like taking it in the ass?” the Goddess asked.
“Yes, Goddess,” Mike said.
The Goddess tilted Her head toward the audience without actually facing them. “Is that true, Mandy?” More laughter, but no answer from Mandy. “Mandy’s shy,” said the Goddess. More laughter.
“Well, Mike, we’re going to make Mandy a happy girl tonight, aren’t we?”
“Yes, Goddess!” Mike said.
“Stick out your tongue, Mike.”
I heard what sounded like a guy trying to say, “Yes, Goddess,” with his tongue sticking out.
“I will place the Excalibur pill on your tongue.” She took something out of Her front pocket (so fascinated was I by the Goddess’ pendant that it wasn’t until now that I noticed She was wearing pants; but don’t ask me to describe Her pants, or anything else that wasn’t hanging between those perfect breasts) and put it on Mike’s tongue. “You will not take the pill in your mouth until I command you to do so. And then you will not swallow until you hear My command. First I must warn you of the pill’s side-effect. Only gay men will experience the side-effect. Only men who have sucked cock or who think they would like to suck cock need to worry about the side-effect. Straight men do not have to worry. If you are straight, if you only like having sex with women, there will be no side-effect. If you are straight, then when you swallow the pill, you will stand up and you will have a big smile on your face and you will look down and see that your penis is twice as big. That’s what will happen if you are straight. But if you are gay, if you like sucking cock, there will be a side-effect. When a gay man swallows the pill, he will have the uncontrollable urge to get down on all fours and bark like a dog. All gay men who swallow the pill will get down on all fours and bark like dogs. All men who like to suck cock or who think they would like to suck cock will, when they swallow the pill, get down on all fours and bark like dogs. But this will only happen to gay men, to men who like to suck cock. Straight men, men who do not suck cock, will, when they swallow the pill, stand up, smile, look down at their cocks, and see how big they have become. Mike, take the pill into your mouth and swallow it. Good. Now stand up, Mike. Big smile. Look down at your cock. How big is your cock, Mike?”
“Ten inches, Goddess.”
“Wonderful! Everyone give Mike a big hand.” The Goddess clapped, and all of us clapped with Her. “Now I want you other men to look at Mike’s ten inch cock. When you look at his cock you will see that it’s ten inches.” “Yes, Goddess,” we said, and saw that Mike’s cock was indeed ten inches. “See?” She said. “The Excalibur pill works. I’ll bet the rest of you men can’t wait to try it.” And She was right. We couldn’t wait to take the pill and look down at our huge cocks.
“Mike, put your clothes back on, go back to your seat next to Mandy and enjoy the rest of the show,” She said.
“Yes, Goddess,” Mike said.
“And Mike,” the Goddess said, “as soon as you and Mandy get home you make sure that Mandy takes every inch of your new manhood.”
“Yes, Goddess!” Mike said.
Then She turned to the guy standing next to Mike. “What is your name?” She asked. His name was Steve. She asked Steve how big his penis would be if it were twice as big. He told her eleven inches. She asked if he were married. He was, and his wife was in audience. The Goddess had Steve tell Stephanie, his wife, what he would do with his eleven inches, and Steve told Stephanie that he would fuck her in the mouth and make her choke on it until she passed out. Steve informed us that Stephanie liked sucking cock. Fortunately for Steve, he didn’t. When he swallowed the pill he didn’t have to get down on all fours and bark like a dog. He stood up, smiled, and admired his brand new eleven inch cock. And, applauding Steve, so did the rest of us.
Then She turned to the next guy, and so on. All of the other men were either married or had girlfriends. All of them ended up with at least nine inches when they swallowed the pill. None of them had to get down on all fours and bark like dogs.
Finally I was the last guy left on stage, naked, kneeling, in awe of the most powerful Woman I had ever encountered.
“What is your name?” She asked.
“Tom,” I said.
“Would you like a larger penis, Tom?”
“Yes, Goddess.”
“Of course you would. If your penis were twice as big, how big would it be, Tom?”
“Eight inches, Goddess.”
“Eight inches! Wow!” She held up her right pinky. The audience laughed. “And I wonder what a stud like you would do with your eight inches. Are you married, Tom?”
“No, Goddess.”
“Do you have a girlfriend?”
“No, Goddess.”
And looking down at my penis She said, “Why am I not surprised?” More laughter from the audience.
“Stick out your tongue, Tom.”
“Ehgh Gugguh,” I said with my tongue sticking out.
“Now Tom, before I give you the Excalibur pill, I must warn you of its side-effect. Something tells me that you may want to pay special attention to this warning.” More laughter. “Only gay men will experience the side-effect. Only men who have sucked cock or who think they would like to suck cock need to worry about the side-effect. Straight men do not have to worry. If you are straight, if you only like having sex with women, there will be no side-effect. If you are straight, then when you swallow the pill, you will stand up and you will have a big smile on your face and you will look down and see that your penis is twice as big. That’s what will happen if you are straight. But if you are gay, if you like sucking cock, there will be a side-effect. When a gay man swallows the pill, he will have the uncontrollable urge to get down on all fours and bark like a dog. All gay men who swallow the pill will get down on all fours and bark like dogs. All men who like to suck cock or who think they would like to suck cock will, when they swallow the pill, get down on all fours and bark like dogs. But this will only happen to gay men, to men who like to suck cock. Straight men, men who do not suck cock, will, when they swallow the pill, stand up, smile, look down at their cocks, and see how big they have become.”
Then She took a pill out of her pocket and placed it on my tongue. She commanded me to take the pill into my mouth and swallow and I got down on all fours and RRARF! ARF-ARF-ARF! RARF-ARF-ARF-ARF! ARF-ARF-ARF! RRARF! ARF-ARF-ARF-ARF-ARF...