LIKE A WOMAN
(Johnny) Dave, wake up Dave!
(Dave) what? Who? Johnny... what are you
doing in my apartment?
(Johnny) hay man no need to freak. I was
only checking you were ok.
(Dave) why wouldn't I be ok?
(Johnny) when your boss called you from work
and there was no answer he called me as the super to see if everything
was ok!
(Dave) of course I'm ok, why was work
calling me? What's going on?
(Johnny) they say you haven't been in for
the last three day and with you being new in town and not knowing
anyone! They were worried something might have happened to
you
(Dave) what the hell do you mean they
haven't seen me in three day? I just left work a few hours
ago.
(Johnny) well they say they haven't see or
heard from you since Tuesday.
(Dave) but today is Tuesday! Isn't
it?
(Johnny) No man today is Friday!
(Dave) Friday? Bullshit it can't be
Friday!
(Johnny) Hey Dave if you don't believe me
check out the newspaper!
(Dave) No! That can't be right! I mean what
happened to the last three days? What's going on!
(Johnny) What's the last thing you remember
Dave?
(Dave) the last thing? Well the last thing
I remember is sitting down to listen to a tape of music that that real
babe from down the hall gave me!
(Johnny) Babe? You mean Julia you know she
is a lesbian?
(Dave) you kidding! Christ what a waste! How do you know?
(Johnny) oh Julia is an old friend! Now what
did she say about the tape
(Dave) Yea the tape. She said it was
something that would help me relaxes after a tough day!
(Johnny) Must be some good STUFF to make you
relax for three days!
(Dave) I'm not sure! I don't really remember
much of it.
(Johnny) well what do you remember?
(Dave) that's just it. I'm not sure what I
remember
(Johnny) well just tell me what you do
remember from when you left work.
(Dave) well as I said on my way home from
work I met Julia in the elevator and got chatting!
(Johnny) Chatting about what?
(Dave) oh about being new in town and not
knowing anyone!
(Johnny) hey man you know me!
(Dave) yea sure but that only because you
live across the hall and you rented me the place after my girlfriend
threw me out of her place.
(Johnny) so did you chat about anything
else?
(Dave) not really! She said I looked tired
and I said I had a rough day at work.
(Johnny) and that's when she gave you the
tape?
(Dave) yea! Said it was something that had
helped her get rid of all her stress.
(Johnny) then what?
(Dave) well then I came in. had a shower and
decided to try it out!
(Johnny) well that explains the
towel.
(Dave) Christ...the towel! Thanks for the
concern but maybe you should go now and I should get dress
(Johnny) there is no hurry Dave. You were
telling me about the tape.
(Dave) Yea the tape!
(Johnny) you said you sat down and listened
to the tape right? What is it some kind of relaxation tape?
(Dave) not really sure. It's called The
Mesmer PATH TO EMPOWERMENT!
(Johnny) The what? Your kidding
right?
(Dave) shit I knew you would laugh! But
that's what it's called.
(Johnny) I'm not laughing it just... well
you know...sounds funny that's all!
(Dave) Well if you think that sounds funny I
know this will sound worse! I know it did to me when Julia explained
what it was.
(Johnny) so what did she say it was?
(Dave)
she told me it was a hypno-tape that would relax me and leave me
open to positive thoughts
(Johnny) your bullshitting
me...Right?
(Dave) yea I know I Thought she was nuts as
well and I was just about to throw it in the trash, when I thought why
not give it a try.
(Johnny) give it a try to do what?
(Dave) I don't know See if it can help me
forget about my ex-girlfriend I guess!
(Johnny) how?
(Dave) Well as Julia explained it to me the
tape's effect is kind of like hypnotism in a way!
(Johnny) Hypnotism? You mean like those guys
on TV that make people think there Chickens and things!
(Dave) Kind of ...I
guess! But the way Julia explained it this tape just reinforces your
confidence and feeling of self worth.
(Johnny) What? It just repeatedly tells you
how great you are?
(Dave) Well it's hard to explain! You see
from what Julia said the tape just kind of slowly puts you into a
trance and then it's meant to teach your subconscious to want what
ever you want!
(Johnny) So you mean it could be telling you
anything?
(Dave) no the first side of the tape was all
just Encouragement and praise. Telling me how good I feel when I
follow Instructions and then the second part of it was a blank tape when I
got it. Julia said that I was to tape instructions to my self on it
that would be played while I was in a trance. Here let me show
you!..........wait a second, that's strange!
(Johnny) What?
(Dave) what's the microphone doing plugged
in to the stereo?
(Johnny) Don't worry about the microphone
Dave. Its not important right now?
(Dave) Important...? No I guess not... it's
just...
(Johnny) You want to tell me all about the
tape don't you Dave! That is what you want to do right?
(Dave) yea but I don't even own a microphone
like that!
(Johnny) forget the microphone Dave! Tell me
more about the tape!
(Dave) Yes the tapes... were was I?
(Johnny) You were saying that the second
part of the tape tells you what you need to know! Right!
(Dave) well not really! As I said it tells
me that I will listen and believe what ever I am told on the other
side of the tape!
(Johnny) So let me get this... straight. You
go in to a trance and then you listen to yourself on the tape telling
you that you want to forget your girlfriend?
(Dave) Yea that's about right!
(Johnny) and how do you feel about her after
listening to it!
(Dave) I know this might sounds nuts but I
think it worked!
(Johnny) you mean you don't remember your
girlfriend?
(Dave) oh I can still remember her! Its just
I cant seem to remember one thing we ever did together!
(Johnny) you mean you don't remember
catching her fucking another guy in your bed!
(Dave) What do you mean? That didn't happen
did it?
(Johnny) of course it did Dave! That's what
you wanted to forget and you did!
(Dave) I can't believe she would have done
that to me!
(Johnny) why not? You know all women are
just sluts
(Dave) they are?
(Johnny) of course they are! After all it's
so easy for them to get laid whenever they want and they always
want!
(Dave) what do you mean? I'm so
confused!
(Johnny) come off it Dave. You know all a
woman has to do is offer a guy sex and he jumps at the chance! If a
guy tried that he would get slapped!
(Dave) or she would call the cops!
(Johnny) yea you're right! Pity for you that
you don't act more like a woman.
(Dave) no! That's not right! I mean I not
sure! I can't remember! What do you mean act like a woman!
(Johnny) you know what I mean Dave just be
able to offer your self and get Laid every time?
(Dave) yea that would be great!
(Johnny) of course it would Dave! You could
get laid all the time if you were more like a woman!
(Dave) yea get laid all the time!
(Johnny) women want to get laid all the time
don't they Dave?
(Dave) They do? ...Yea you're right they
do!
(Johnny) you want to get laid all the time
just like a woman! Don't you Dave?
(Dave) you're right Johnny! I want to get
laid all the time just like a woman!
(Johnny) of course you want to be able to
get laid just like a woman!!
(Dave) yea get Laid
(Johnny) you want to be able to get laid as
much as a woman would don't you Dave!
(Dave) yea, get laid as much, as a
woman!
(Johnny) if you were more like a woman you
could get laid all the time couldn't you Dave
(Dave) of course I could!
(Johnny) that's why you really listened to
the tape Dave. So you could get laid all the time! Right!
(Dave) yea! I want to get laid all the
time
(Johnny) a woman can get laid all the time
Dave
(Dave) yea... get laid all the time
(Johnny) you want to be laid all the time
like women do don't you Dave!
(Dave) yes...laid all the time like women
do
(Johnny) you want to be able to get laid the
same, as a woman would don't you Dave!
(Dave) yea, get laid the same as a
woman!
(Johnny) you know that you want to get laid
all the time don't you Dave!
(Dave) yes... want to get laid all the
time
(Johnny) but you cant get laid all the time
can you Dave!
(Dave) no I can't get laid all the
time
(Johnny) that's because people wont treat
you as they treat a woman! Isn't that right!
(Dave) yea that's why!
(Johnny) and you want to be treated just
like a woman Dave!
(Dave) yea... treated just like a
woman
(Johnny) they would treat you like a woman
if you acted like one Dave wouldn't they
(Dave) yes they would!
(Johnny) if you want to be treated just like
a woman you have to act like one! Don't you Dave?
(Dave) yes...Act like a woman!
(Johnny) that's right Dave! But to act like
a Woman you have to think like one!
(Dave) yes...think like a woman!
(Johnny) that's right Dave! To think like a
Woman you have to want what a woman wants!
(Dave) want what a woman wants!
(Johnny) that's right Dave! You want that
don't you Dave
(Dave) yes...want that!
(Johnny) Women want to get fucked all the
time don't they Dave
(Dave) yes... want to get fucked!
(Dave) that's right Dave! A Woman is just a
slut for Cock isn't she Dave?
(Johnny) yes ...slut for Cock!
(Johnny) you want to think like a woman
Dave!
(Dave) yes ...I want to think like a
woman!
(Johnny) you want to be just like a
woman
(Dave) want to be like a woman!
(Johnny) you want to be treated like a
woman!
(Dave) yes treated like a woman!
(Johnny) you want to be used like a
woman!
(Dave) yes, used like a woman!
(Johnny) you want what a woman wants
Dave!
(Dave) yes, want what a woman
wants!
(Johnny) women want to suck cock!
(Dave) want to suck cock!
(Johnny) you want to be like a
woman!
(Dave) yes, want to be like a
woman!
(Johnny) women want to be fucked and suck
cock!
(Dave) yes, fucked and suck cock
(Johnny) women will do anything to be fucked
and suck cock!
(Dave) yes ... do anything to be fucked and
suck cock
(Johnny) yes Dave, you want to be like a
woman and do anything to be fucked and suck cock don't you!
(Dave) yes... want to do anything like a
woman to be fucked and suck cock
(Johnny) that's right Dave. You will do
anything to be allowed to be fucked and suck cock like a
woman.
(Dave) I... will do anything to be allowed
to be fucked and suck cock.
(Johnny) yes Dave. You will do anything to
be allowed to be fucked by and suck my cock like a woman won't
you?
(Dave) yes...anything to be allowed to be
fucked by and suck your cock like a woman
(Johnny) you want to be a cock slut just
like a woman. Don't you Dave?
(Dave) yes want to be a cock slut!
(Johnny) you want to be a slut to my cock. Don't you Dave?
(Dave) yes want to be a slut to your
cock!
(Johnny) you want to be my cock slut. Don't
you Dave!
(Dave) yes... want to be your cock
slut!
(Johnny) you want to be my cock slut so bad
you will do anything I tell you to wont you Dave!
(Dave) yes... will do anything you tell
me!
(Johnny) you want to be my Subservient and
obedient cock slut don't you Dave?
(Dave) yes, want to be your Subservient and
obedient cock slut (Johnny) you want to suck my cock now just like a
woman would don't you Dave!
(Dave) yes want to suck your cock
now!
(Johnny) well lose the towel and get on your
knees Cock slut and show me how much you want it!
(Johnny) Yes Johnny!
(Johnny) from now on I think you should call
me Master or sir don't you cock slut!
(Dave) Yes master!
(Johnny) that's right Slut use that mouth to
get me nice and wet.... yes...just like that...oh yes...I
coming.... god yes...swallow it all slut... God that was so
good.
(Dave) thank you master
(Johnny) you are welcome Slut. Now stand up
and bend over and grab you ankles
(Dave) yes master?
(Johnny) a woman always wants to be fucked
in the pussy and ass you want that too don't you Dave
(Dave) yes master want to be fucked
(Johnny) but we have a problem. Women want
to be filled with hard cocks but you don't have a pussy so what will
we do slut?
(Dave) fuck me in the ass master, fuck my
ass, and fill it with your cock
(Johnny) ok if that's what you want I'm
going to fuck your virgin ass for the first time slut.
(Dave) oh thank you master!
(Johnny) oh and by the way you boss told me
to tell you that you are fired. But don't worry about paying your way
Dave because when I'm done I going to call some friends that I'm sure
will pay well for the use of a cute ass like yours. And I will even
let you keep some of the money if you're good. But remember they must
always were a condom! Only master rides his slut bareback!
(Dave)
oh... God...yes...master...Oh...only... you... Aha...ride... bare...Back...Master...only.... you
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