Prologue
From the Ruler’s blog, entry 1:
Look, at the end of the day, I try to be a good person. I was given a very good hand, and what am I supposed to do, not play it? So yes, when a year ago I woke up and found out that everyone had to obey any of my orders, I used it for my personal gain. And yes, at the start I may have gone too far, lots of sex was had (and yes, there will be plenty of that here too), some people got hurt, and learned some valuable lessons about unintended consequences. Let me tell you, those first months were madness. Turns out you can’t simply create unbreakable laws for 8 billion people without having entire economies collapse. I am very sorry if anyone from New Zealand is reading this, the economy should get back to where it was in a couple months. So I did found the council, who basically are a bunch of very clever people that try to guide me through making the world a better place without messing up everyone’s lives. As I said, I try to be a good person. We will beat climate change in a couple decades thanks to me. So sue me for wanting to have sex with anyone I can! You know, you can actually sue me, the council thought it was a good avenue for regular people to raise their voices in case I am fucking up
Oh right, I never explained what this is. I guess I am bored, and the girl currently sucking my dick just asked me what happens when I die. And honestly, no fucking clue. So in the odd case the spell or whatever this is gets undone and people hate my guts, this can serve as a firsthand account of any of my changes. There are so many little changes I did that I keep forgetting about, so it will be good to have them written somewhere. And yes, this is a blog, I always thought those were cool. More people should have blogs nowadays.