The Latest Fashion
- Craig:
“How’s your sister doing?”
- Luke:
“Mandy’s great, thanks for asking.”
- Craig:
“Good. Does she still…?”
- Luke:
“Still what?”
- Craig:
“Play mind games on you?”
- Luke:
“All the time, yes.”
- Craig:
“I figured as much.”
- Luke:
“Okay, why did you say that?”
- Craig:
“Hmmm… you do realize you’re wearing Hawaiian flip flops with your business suit, don’t you?”
- Luke:
“That has got nothing to do with mind games, it’s the latest fashion.”
- Craig:
“I see… and the Japanese bandanna?”
- Luke:
“It’s the latest fashion.”
- Craig:
“I suppose the three skull rings are also…”
- Luke:
“… the latest fashion, yes.”
- Craig:
“Luke, I think ‘the latest fashion’ is a trigger of yours.”
- Luke:
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
- Craig:
“Okay, I won’t. Nice seeing you, man. And give my regards to your sister.”
- Luke:
“Sure thing. Bye.”
Later that day…
- Mandy:
“Ready to go shopping?”
- Luke:
“As ready as one can be.”
- Mandy:
“How was Craig by the way?”
- Luke:
“He was okay although a bit paranoid.”
- Mandy:
“Oh? Tell me more.”
- Luke:
“He actually implied you’ve been triggering me with ‘the latest fashion’ but that’s ridiculous. I know all of my triggers and that’s not one of them.”
- Mandy:
“Of course not, Luke. Oh, look at that amazing tuxedo mankini over there! You should really get one, it’s the latest fashion.”
Luke bought a dozen.